I'mma H to thuh UFF and P to thuh UFF and B t'thuh LOOOOOW YO' HOUZ DOWN!!!

It is time to rock the Junkyard like baby's crib, brah. I am totally out of ideas, so forgive me if this is lacking.

1 - "ROFLOPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!"

-Honestly, I can't remember

I have no recollection of where I first saw this, but I love it. It is the best way to express your joy. Ever. So, use this as much as fucking possible.

2 - "Smoking is suicide for procrastinators."
-Still can't remember

This was some piece of art I saw on Deviant Art years ago and it always stuck with me. I used it a few days ago, but in actuality, I have no issue with smokers. I have no strong feelings about it either way, so whatev'.

3 - "This steak smells like fish... it also tastes like fish."
-Also some random person

Never eat fishbeef.

4 - "But if you chase that Roadrunner too long, you'll eventually starve. Or you'll get hit by a truck that the Roadrunner is driving."
- Merdeith Gran

If you have never read the webcomic "Octopus Pie", then you really should check it out if you like web comics. Just sayin'. Meredith Gran writes it and she's brilliant.

5 - "Can I smell yo dick?"

-My Brother, My Brother, and Me

Seriously. Listen to this webcast. Find it on google or something, and listen. It is absolutely funny. You need to do it. I love this quote. I do. Honestly.

OK! JUNKYARD OVER!