Whew. Rough week, y'know? Let's get some Junkyard all up in here.

Junkyard Quotes for the week:

1 - "I want to make sweet butt love to your face."

-Nick Bruce

I argue that it would be impossible to make butt love to my face, primarily because my face is not a butt. I needed to save this phrase in my head-- it's wonderful.

2 - "We are currently decking out Godzilla in new Mech armor, he'll be ready soon."

-Samuel Thompson-

He just got frustrated and made a crazy, untrue claim. He does not even know that Godzilla is in my underwater storage facility. Having said that, there is a lot to be said about frustrated ejaculations. I need a few of these, if not for poetry, then for prose.

3 - "Those are some cool jeans, whoever wore those before you must have been cool too."

-Random person I don't know on Facebook-

Perhaps this was an inside joke. Perhaps those bright pink jeans were once Beowulf's jeans, or maybe they once deflected a blow from the Cthulhu. I have no way of knowing because this statement on its own doesn't seem to make sense. Certainly, there was no indication of wear and/or tear on the jeans, but maybe , just maybe. The poster let the person in the picture have some pink jeans that no longer fit. Whatever the case, I saved this phrase for later.

4 - "I mounted a car in my garage, I had the camera in the car when two are wasps his fight I was attentive"

- Random Person on DeviantArt-

From time to time, I like to use my Deviant Art account. Sometimes, there are people who do not speak very good English yet, but they post descriptions in English. I think it is very interesting how non native speakers of English try to phrase things in English. This one grabbed my attention.

5 - "Today is a paper airplane, and I'll glide along on a gusty gust of wind just as far as I can. Come along with me, and together we might make it to the sun."

-David Mathis

It wouldn't be a junkyard without a quote from me. I was down in my life when I typed this out and put it up as my AIM status one day. Sometimes writing happy things can give us the slightest of smiles even during the most horrible of months. I tend to write happier things when I'm sad anyway, and I have always liked this one. I think I could adapt it easily into poetry.